Jack here. I have some very big news to share with you. I am 6 weeks and 4 days old today. I am hitting every milestone with class. I smile at my parents, more at my Mommy, but that's because I know she needs it. She tends to get emotional when I'm upset. Right now I don't mind because it gets me what I want, but if she cries when I'm in jr. high in front of my friends, we may have to have a talk. But that's not what we're here to talk about...
After having my black bellybutton for a very long time, I decided to let it go on my 6 week birthday. No one is more thrilled than my Daddy. For some reason he couldn't stand the thing. But I wasn't going to let this event happen casually, instead I wanted a bang! So, we were all laying in bed Thursday morning, I just finished my morning meal and Mommy picked me up to change my diaper when all of the sudden Daddy let out a yelp! He said, "What is a raisin doing in our bed?!! IT'S HIS BELLY BUTTON!!!" Mommy got a big kick out of that. What can I say, my developmental achievements aren't all that glamorous. But I do keep things interesting around here.
Here's my brand new bellybutton!
Also, my social security card came in the mail. I'm official! However, I doubt I'll ever get to collect my piece of the pie, it's still nice to have my name on an official document.
Although I don't have any credit, whatsoever, I am taking proper measures to protect my identity.